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Entries in Morning Awkwardness (47)

It Must Get Awfully Gross Up There in Space

From Whitest Kids U'Know comes this ad for The Jizzle (NSFWish language):

 

Morning, Awkwardness - May 25, 2011

Please to enjoy - Matt & Kim, "Lessons Learned" (from their very good album Grand) as interpreted through the medium of Saved by the Bell:

(video by Corey McKenna)

Morning, Awkwardness - May 24, 2011

Check out this amazing short film - Blood On My Name by Whitestone Motion Pictures:

Blood On My Name from Whitestone Motion Pictures on Vimeo.

I've become obsessed with the titular song in this short film.  You can download the entire soundtrack for free right here.

Morning, Awkwardness - May 23, 2011

We're back, bitches.


"My Leather, My Fur, My Nails" by Stepdad.  Buy their album here (name your price)!

Morning, Awkwardness - Who Was That Masked Man?

This video was all up in the internets last year - but I'll be damned if it doesn't immediately make me smile every time I see it. 

 

When I first saw it, I thought it was just some poor intern that had lost a bet at a small TV Station.  I'm pretty sure it was a local comedy show that spawned this brilliant danse macabre.  Two more videos after the jump...

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