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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Terminator (3)

    Two Novelty Accounts to Follow on Twitter

    Two fun new novelty accounts on Twitter to follow: Fake Joel Stillerman and T-800. One is an inhuman monster intent on destroying all that we hold dear and the other is the Terminator. (The Vilanch Crown grows ever nearer...)

    @111001001101010

    @JoelStillerman

    (For background on Stillerman, read this)

    Zelda Convention - June 28, 2011

    Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov...

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    Verbiage - April 2, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "prodigious."

    Via Agent M

    Prodigious

    1. extraordinary in size, amount, extent, degree, force, etc.
    2. wonderful or marvelous
    3. abnormal; monstrous.
    4. Obsolete - ominous.