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Entries in Fight (5)

Mark Wahlberg vs. Paul Walker

Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups. 

The Battle of the Blands!

These two muscle bound, action oriented "actors" are both leading men - leading me into a COMA! HIYO! (Bruce Vilanch won't always be with us, people, an heir to the schtick throne must be chosen)

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Trekkie vs. Star Wars Geek

Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups.

 

The sci-fi nerd will is torn asunder! Who will win in this eternal struggle twixt utopian retrofuture and futuristic ancient history? Remember - it's the fanbases that are at war, not any of the characters from the properties.

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Snorks vs. Smurfs

Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups.

The 80s Cartoon Throwdown You've Been Thinking About for 20 years. Who would win in a knockdown, drag out, no holds barred fight between the Smurfs and the Snorks?

Smurfs have the numbers and appear to be embedded, like an azure version of the VietCong. They have managed to evade genocidal attempts of eradication at the hands of Gargamel and his cat, Azrael. So they are tough, hive-minded and have huge numbers on their side. On the other hand, they are Belgian.

Snorks have tactical advantage of being underwater, remote and more technologically advanced than the hillbilly Smurfs. They have managed to evade creating any main enemies despite being around since at least the 17th century (seriously - the wiki entry has them going to the surface in 1634 to rescue a sea captain). It's unknown how many Snorks there are - so the numbers game is hard to figure out. The Snorks' main weak spot is their obvious, incredibly vulnerable snorkel.

Who would win? Vote! Explain your vote in the comments!

 

Verbiage - June 9, 2011

Today's word of the day is Defiant:

Via Senor Gif

de·fi·ant

[dih-fahy-uhnt]
–adjective
characterized by defiance;  boldly resistant or challenging: a defiant attitude.

Verbiage - April 7, 2010

Today's word of the day is "affray."

Via This is Photobomb

Affray

  1. a public fight; a noisy quarrel; brawl.
  2. Law. the fighting of two or more persons in a public place.