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Mass Distraction

Monkey See...

 

Deep Red

Monkey See (on TV)...


Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

 

Goonies the Musical!

 

Sloth's Song

Goonies the Musical!

 

Takin' It Back

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Goonies the Musical!

 

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Entries in Marky Mark (1)

Mark Wahlberg vs. Paul Walker

Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups. 

The Battle of the Blands!

These two muscle bound, action oriented "actors" are both leading men - leading me into a COMA! HIYO! (Bruce Vilanch won't always be with us, people, an heir to the schtick throne must be chosen)

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