Choose Your Adventure!

 

The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Mark Wahlberg (2)

    Mark Wahlberg vs. Paul Walker

    Fisticuffs is when you tell me who would win in a knockdown, dragout, physical fight to the death between two people or groups. 

    The Battle of the Blands!

    These two muscle bound, action oriented "actors" are both leading men - leading me into a COMA! HIYO! (Bruce Vilanch won't always be with us, people, an heir to the schtick throne must be chosen)

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    Junkbag!