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Verbiage - July 19, 2011

Today's word of the day is "Ardent:"

ar·dent

[ahr-dnt] 

–adjective

 
  1. having, expressive of, or characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent: an ardent vow; ardent love.
  2. intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous: an ardent theatergoer. an ardent student of french history.
  3. vehement; fierce: They were frightened by his ardent, burning eyes.
  4. burning, fiery, or hot: the ardent core of a star.

Zelda Convention - May 24, 2011

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Verbiage - April 1, 2010

Today's word of the day is "despondency."

via The Daily What

Despondency

state of being despondent; depression of spirits from loss of courage or hope; dejection.

 

Verbiage - March 23, 2010

Today's word of the day is "circumspect" -

Via Geekologie

Circumspect

  1. Watchful and discreet; cautious;
  2. Well-considered

Verbiage - March 3, 2010

Today's word of the day is Laetificant:

Laetificant

pertaining to a medicine that makes one feel happy or stimulated