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    Entries in Cats (5)

    Verbiage - July 19, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Ardent:"

    ar·dent

    [ahr-dnt] 

    –adjective

     
    1. having, expressive of, or characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent: an ardent vow; ardent love.
    2. intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous: an ardent theatergoer. an ardent student of french history.
    3. vehement; fierce: They were frightened by his ardent, burning eyes.
    4. burning, fiery, or hot: the ardent core of a star.

    Zelda Convention - May 24, 2011

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    Verbiage - April 1, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "despondency."

    via The Daily What

    Despondency

    state of being despondent; depression of spirits from loss of courage or hope; dejection.

     

    Verbiage - March 23, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "circumspect" -

    Via Geekologie

    Circumspect

    1. Watchful and discreet; cautious;
    2. Well-considered

    Verbiage - March 3, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Laetificant:

    Laetificant

    pertaining to a medicine that makes one feel happy or stimulated