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    Entries in Bruce Lee (2)

    Verbiage - July 19, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Ardent:"

    ar·dent

    [ahr-dnt] 

    –adjective

     
    1. having, expressive of, or characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent: an ardent vow; ardent love.
    2. intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous: an ardent theatergoer. an ardent student of french history.
    3. vehement; fierce: They were frightened by his ardent, burning eyes.
    4. burning, fiery, or hot: the ardent core of a star.

    Quotent Quotables - April 12, 2010

    Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely — lay your life before him. 

    - Bruce Lee