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    Entries in WWord of the Day (3)

    Verbiage - March 23, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "circumspect" -

    Via Geekologie

    Circumspect

    1. Watchful and discreet; cautious;
    2. Well-considered

    Verbiage - March 16, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "impious" -

    Munkapeni 'Personal Jesus' Sculptures

    Impious

    1. not pious or religious; lacking reverence for God, religious practices, etc.; irreligious; ungodly.
    2. disrespectful

    Verbiage - February 26, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "Interrobang":

    Interrobang

    -noun

    a printed punctuation mark (‽), available only in some typefaces, designed to combine the question mark (?) and the exclamation point (!), indicating a mixture of query and interjection, as after a rhetorical question.