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    Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Verbiage - February 18, 2010

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateThursday, February 18, 2010 at 11:25AM

    Today's word of the day is Skimmington:

    Skimmington

    A word employed in the phrase, "To ride Skimmington"; that is to ride on a horse with a woman, but behind her, facing backward, carrying a distaff, and accompanied by a procession of jeering neighbors making mock music; a cavalcade in ridicule of a henpecked man. The custom was in vogue in parts of England.

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