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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Lord of the Rings (6)

    Zelda Convention - July 18, 2011

    Looking back on it, maybe I should've said "pussy."

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    Verbiage - July 14, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Frenetic:

    fre·net·ic

    [fruh-net-ik] 
    –adjective
    frantic;  frenzied.

     

    Zelda Convention - June 30, 2011

    (via Let's Be Friends Again)

    Dracula! Dracula! Schedule?

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    Weeks of June 27 and July 4, 2011

    Every week, we list our recommendations of new music, books, comics, movies and TV to check out. This is Recs in Effect:

    We're going to be taking next monday off (as we love our country and freedom and Jesus and why don't you feel that way you godless hippie bastard?). So this recommendation covers the next two weeks.

    New Comic (June 28th)

    27: First Set TP

    This one is a blind recommendation. BUT! It is by Charles Soule. Charles Soule wrote one of my favorite graphic novels of 2009: Strongman. Strongman was an excellent, funny, sad, well-paced story that blended the inherent ridiculousness of luchadores with familiar trappings of a noir missing person case. Due to his excellent writing, Soule has become one of those people whose work I will always support, buying sight unseen (see Eric Powell, Brian K. Vaughan, Javier Grillo-Marxuach, James Jean). Anyways, 27: First Set is the story of a musician who encounters rock's infamous '27 Club' - that is the group of talented musicians who die at the age of 27. I'm sure it's a great genre-blending mash-up of fun, nerdiness and inventive approaches to well previously trodden territory.

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    My First (Failed) Attempt at Random Snark

    I logged in to Facebook and saw something from a tangential friend (we haven't spoken in years) on my wall. I responded in a nerdy, snarky fashion:

     

    Then I was told "you just said she's gonna fail the bar exam" so I quickly deleted my comment and felt bad. But for one glorious moment, I was a random snarky troll...

     

    I Don't Love Your Basketed Ball Sport Game

    But I do love Schadenfreude!

    (Via Reddit)