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    Entries in Awkward (5)

    Top That? IMPOSSIBLE?

    From 1989's Teen Witch. Yikes.

    (Via Let's Be Friends Again)

    Vaya Con Dios, Spaz

    It is with a heavy heart that I write about the recent cancellation of Sports Show with Norm Macdonald. Not cuz the show was so hot, but because it means no more Kyle, Norm's hilarious and ridiculously awkward "nephew"/field reporter.  Let's look back and remember the good times:

    At an Ultimate Fighting Event:

    Sports Show with Norm Macdonald Tuesdays, 10:30/9:30c
    Ultimate Fighters with Kyle
    www.comedycentral.com
    Sports Show Norm Macdonald #SportsShow

     

     

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    I'm SO AWKWARD!!!

    This is a true story that happened to me:

    My First (Failed) Attempt at Random Snark

    I logged in to Facebook and saw something from a tangential friend (we haven't spoken in years) on my wall. I responded in a nerdy, snarky fashion:

     

    Then I was told "you just said she's gonna fail the bar exam" so I quickly deleted my comment and felt bad. But for one glorious moment, I was a random snarky troll...

     

    Verbiage - June 13, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Miscommunication:

    mis·com·mu·ni·cate

    [mis-kuh-myoo-ni-keyt]
    –verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
    to communicate  mistakenly, unclearly, or inadequately.