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Verbiage - August 18, 2011

Today's word of the day is "Exultant:"

 

ex·ult·ant

[ig-zuhl-tnt]
adjective
exulting;  highly elated; jubilant; triumphant.

Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych"

I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."

But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:

Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"


Sad Cat - Sad Song (version 1) by neuroticmonkey

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Verbiage - June 14, 2011

Today's word of the day is Lassitude:

Via 4GIFS

las·si·tude

[las-i-tood, -tyood]
–noun
  1. weariness of body or mind from strain, oppressive climate, etc.; lack of energy; listlessness; languor.
  2. a condition of indolent indifference: the pleasant lassitude of the warm summer afternoon.