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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

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    Piano Lessons

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    Entries in Cat (3)

    Verbiage - August 18, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Exultant:"

     

    ex·ult·ant

    [ig-zuhl-tnt]
    adjective
    exulting;  highly elated; jubilant; triumphant.

    Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych"

    I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."

    But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:

    Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"


    Sad Cat - Sad Song (version 1) by neuroticmonkey

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    Verbiage - June 14, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Lassitude:

    Via 4GIFS

    las·si·tude

    [las-i-tood, -tyood]
    –noun
    1. weariness of body or mind from strain, oppressive climate, etc.; lack of energy; listlessness; languor.
    2. a condition of indolent indifference: the pleasant lassitude of the warm summer afternoon.