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Recommend Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych" (Email)

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I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."

But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:

Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"


Sad Cat - Sad Song (version 1) by neuroticmonkey


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