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Mass Distraction

Monkey See...

 

Deep Red

Monkey See (on TV)...


Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

 

Goonies the Musical!

 

Sloth's Song

Goonies the Musical!

 

Takin' It Back

Goonies the Musical!

 

Piano Lessons

Goonies the Musical!

 

Tubes

 

Entries in Supercut (3)

Simon Says "PAY YOUR GODDAMN TAXES!"

(Via FilmDrunk)

True story: after a night of reverie in the town of Philadelphia, I pretty much broke down and summarized Demolition Man for my friends, scene by scene - from opening to closing credits. I have no idea why I know this movie so well, but if there is ever any cause for someone that knows a ridiculous amount of useless info about Demolition Man - you know where to find me.

 

Zelda Convention - June 6, 2011

"Tell him about the Twinkie."

"What about the Twinkie?"

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"I'm So Sick of All These...Star Wars"

Via FilmDrunk comes this collection of Movie Titles in Movies:

It missed my favorite:

Any other titular lines you can think of?