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Entries in Food (4)

Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs - They Callin' Again.

Pretty Dang Brilliant Spinoff of My Drunk Kitchen: My Hungover Kitchen

(I kind of love this soooo much you guys)

Episode 1 - The French Toastening:

(episode 2 is after the jump)

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Quotent Quotables - June 10, 2011

Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are indifferent, or who are trying to be everything to everybody, who are trying to please everyone ... Bad food is fake food ... food that shows fear and lack of confidence in people’s ability to discern or to make decisions about their lives. Food that’s too safe, too pasteurized, too healthy – it’s bad! There should be some risk, like unpasteurized cheese. Food is about rot, and decay, and fermentation….as much as it is also about freshness.

- Anthony Bourdain

Zelda Convention - June 1, 2011

Via Reddit - but I can't find the link!

Wrapped Up Like a Douche Another Runner in the Night!

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Zelda Convention - May 25, 2011

Via Reddit

You're not my supervisor!

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