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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Recipes (2)

    Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs - They Callin' Again.

    Pretty Dang Brilliant Spinoff of My Drunk Kitchen: My Hungover Kitchen

    (I kind of love this soooo much you guys)

    Episode 1 - The French Toastening:

    (episode 2 is after the jump)

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    Summer Guide: The Skinniest, Laziest, and Cheapest Margarita

    Promise me this: you will never purchase "Margarita Mix" again, okay? That ecto cooler colored, corn syrup filled fluid is not good for you! And you know what, it tastes like Mountain Dew.  Sorry, Bethany Frankel, but your bottled Skinny Girl Margarita falls into this category as well (although it most certainly contains aspartame and not corn syrup).

    If you are into the Dew we can't be friends anymore, sorry.

    Just Say "NO!"

     

    Doesn't that look better?

    Recipe for Erin's Margaritas:

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