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    Entries in Summer (2)

    Quotent Quotables - July 6, 2011

    Summer afternoon— summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.

    - Henry James

    Summer Guide: The Skinniest, Laziest, and Cheapest Margarita

    Promise me this: you will never purchase "Margarita Mix" again, okay? That ecto cooler colored, corn syrup filled fluid is not good for you! And you know what, it tastes like Mountain Dew.  Sorry, Bethany Frankel, but your bottled Skinny Girl Margarita falls into this category as well (although it most certainly contains aspartame and not corn syrup).

    If you are into the Dew we can't be friends anymore, sorry.

    Just Say "NO!"

     

    Doesn't that look better?

    Recipe for Erin's Margaritas:

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