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    Thursday, June 9, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Summer Guide: The Skinniest, Laziest, and Cheapest Margarita

    By AuthorErin Buckley On DateThursday, June 9, 2011 at 2:45PM

    Promise me this: you will never purchase "Margarita Mix" again, okay? That ecto cooler colored, corn syrup filled fluid is not good for you! And you know what, it tastes like Mountain Dew.  Sorry, Bethany Frankel, but your bottled Skinny Girl Margarita falls into this category as well (although it most certainly contains aspartame and not corn syrup).

    If you are into the Dew we can't be friends anymore, sorry.

    Just Say "NO!"

     

    Doesn't that look better?

    Recipe for Erin's Margaritas:

    Triple Sec: forget it.  You don't really need it.
    Lemon Lime Seltzer: obtain it
    Tequila (any kind, preferably silver)

    1. Pour into a glass full of ice
    2. Top with lemon lime seltzer


    enjoy!

    Feeling fancy? Add some fresh lime, a splash of OJ, grapefruit juice, or agave nectar

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    Reader Comments (3)

    Hey! I like Mountain Dew Code Red. It tastes like liquid Jolly Ranchers mixed with sweet desperation.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 4:10 PM | Registered CommenterRob Dean

    I have not tried code red, so you are offered an exemption.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 9:17 PM | Unregistered CommenterErin

    Perfection! I think I'm going to make this my Official 29th Birthday Cocktail!!

    Jun 9, 2011 at 9:23 PM | Unregistered CommenterCapri D'Amario

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