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Summer Guide: The Skinniest, Laziest, and Cheapest Margarita

Promise me this: you will never purchase "Margarita Mix" again, okay? That ecto cooler colored, corn syrup filled fluid is not good for you! And you know what, it tastes like Mountain Dew.  Sorry, Bethany Frankel, but your bottled Skinny Girl Margarita falls into this category as well (although it most certainly contains aspartame and not corn syrup).

If you are into the Dew we can't be friends anymore, sorry.

Just Say "NO!"

 

Doesn't that look better?

Recipe for Erin's Margaritas:

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Spring Colorblock DIY

I have been inspired by bold new colors since the Jil Sander Spring 2011 walked the runway last September. They look especially sharp paired with on-trend neutrals.

Image from Who What Wear

Here is a way to bring some color into your wardrobe (and new life to last year's wedges) with only a few $$$!

You will need:

  • Neutral color wedge sandals
  • Masking or painter's tape
  • White acrylic paint
  • Bright acrylic paint color of your choice
  • Paint Brush

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