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    Entries in Comedy (4)

    Quotent Quotables - July 8, 2011

    Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.

    - Stephen Colbert

    Are You Ready for the Summer?

    I woke up and thought it would be a better world if there existed a video that combined the song "Are You Ready for the Summer?" sung by children in the movie Meatballs with scenes of brutal murders from the Friday the 13th series of films.

    And Crispin Glover dancing like a spaz.

    This is the life I chose.

    Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs - They Callin' Again.

    Pretty Dang Brilliant Spinoff of My Drunk Kitchen: My Hungover Kitchen

    (I kind of love this soooo much you guys)

    Episode 1 - The French Toastening:

    (episode 2 is after the jump)

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    Quotent Quotables - January 26, 2010

    "Comedy without victims is boring." - Joe Rogan