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    Monday, August 15, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    InfoGraphic Violence

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateMonday, August 15, 2011 at 1:30PM

    Every kill in a Friday the 13th movie in one handy infographic!

    Via Badass Digest

    (Via Badass Digest)

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    Wednesday, July 6, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    Are You Ready for the Summer?

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateWednesday, July 6, 2011 at 11:45AM

    I woke up and thought it would be a better world if there existed a video that combined the song "Are You Ready for the Summer?" sung by children in the movie Meatballs with scenes of brutal murders from the Friday the 13th series of films.

    And Crispin Glover dancing like a spaz.

    This is the life I chose.

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    Wednesday, June 8, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Ouch.

    By AuthorRob Dean On DateWednesday, June 8, 2011 at 9:30AM

    Music video for "We Are Water" by Health, directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!):

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