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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Slasher (3)

    InfoGraphic Violence

    Every kill in a Friday the 13th movie in one handy infographic!

    Via Badass Digest

    (Via Badass Digest)

    Are You Ready for the Summer?

    I woke up and thought it would be a better world if there existed a video that combined the song "Are You Ready for the Summer?" sung by children in the movie Meatballs with scenes of brutal murders from the Friday the 13th series of films.

    And Crispin Glover dancing like a spaz.

    This is the life I chose.

    Ouch.

    Music video for "We Are Water" by Health, directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!):