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    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

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    Zelda Convention - August 16, 2011

     

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    Linkage Awaits....

    • "Meet Tom...His Life is Perfect" RECORD SCRATCH: Den of Geek lists the 12 most overused songs in film. One glaring omission, although it is really only in trailers - "You Make My Dreams" by Hall & Oates. That shit is everywhere and it kills me a bit inside.
    • Sergeant Candy Needs his Own Movie NOW: Cracked lists 10 deleted scenes that would have ruined the movie. Oh, and watch all of the scenes, not just Sergeant Candy's, especially the "Alien crabwalk" one. Every time I'm about to call Ridley Scott a genius, a little bit of that Legend jackassery bubbles up and into his movies.
    • Even At Comcast, You Gotta Make Your Own Fun: 12 DVR descriptions of shows and movies on Funny or Die that are clearly the product of boredom and/or a cry for help.
    • This Show is Not How I Remembered It: Sienna Denima makes The Golden Shower Girls on YouTube where he puts in his own dialogue for an episode The Golden Girls - usually involving sexual deviant behavior, and lots of awful things.

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