via if we don't, remember me

I'm just tryna change the color of your mood ring...

• Quick site bidness to get out of the way: Welcome to the all new, all different Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival! There's been some changes - some additions in content, contributors, changes to the aesthetic, etc. We're still updating, so please be patient with us. And be sure to comment on posts or email us if you have any questions or suggestions.
• Pretentious, Silly and Occasionally Creepy: Nope, not my eHarmony profile (ZING!). The above animated gif comes from the amazing tumblr page - if we don't, remember me. Which has gifs from classic movies (and Napoleon Dynamite) that are hypnotic and incredibly unique.  Check it out!
• Basic Instructions: Comic on how to be a good husband during your wife's "ladytimes." (Found via Reddit)
• I'm the King of Monsters, There Is None Higher...: (via Picture is Unrelated)

• QT's Queue: Tarantino lists off his top 20 grindhouse film classics of all time.
• GLaDOS Approved: Like Portal? Howaboot Portal 2? Want to build your own (nonfunctional) Portal gun? Here ya go, nerds!
• Just Remember - No One Understands You: Another great SMBC comic.

• "My Secret Power? Knowing the Optimum Moment to Say 'That's What She Said!'": Top 25 "That's What She Said!" Moments in Comic Book History
• Thou Shalt Stop Using Nazis and Zombies in Everything: Cracked has a great roundup of 7 commandments that Video Games should follow. This article came out 3 years ago, and yet we still haven't learned.  Thanks a lot, OBAMA.
• If Only This Was a Crossover and Not a Coincidence: Trailers out today for new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Muppets. I really wish that Larry David was helping Fozzie with his act, and then Susie curses out Animal. Seriously - Robot Chicken or someone, make this parody happen!
• I Come Here Not to Praise Monday But to Bury It: And lastly, I leave you with this, because it makes me laugh every. single. time: