Get out of my head, Dead Man!

Linkage ahead...

• Most Internet Film Critics Have Huge Boobs. And I mean the men...: NSFW link of topless reviews by hot ladies of recent movies. Here's how much of a nerd I am, at a certain point the nipples don't matter and I start disagreeing with their dissection of the films. I'm just saying, go for their tits not their tastes.
• Pining for the Days of Twister and Days of Thunder? These Are Dark Times Indeed: On the flip side of feminine presence in films, Pajiba has a great piece examining how the 90s may have been the best time for women in blockbuster action/adventure/sci-fi films. Yes, we all want to return to the simpler times of heroines wearing mom jeans and labcoats...even on a racetrack.
• It's the Teeth, Right? Those Giant Chompers Were the Secret to His Hypnosis Power, Right?: Freddie Mercry leads a child in song....FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!!

• Apparently Videogum is not Familiar with films of Golan/Globus: This is a pretty great feature from Videogum where the writers are seeking out the worst movie of all time. I'm guessing there's reasons why Troll 2, The Room, Samurai Cop, Gymkata, Death Bed, Unedefeatable, Birdemic don't qualify. Yeah bitches, I both recommended a link, and then showed it up. SUP, SON?
• I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!!!: iO9 tells you what your favorite Planet of the Apes movie says about you. Quick question - is anyone's favorite really the 2001 remake? I pray I shall never encounter that person. It's not sorcery, it's science, indeed, sir. (TWO MENTIONS IN ONE DAY!) If anyone cares, my favorite is the original, then Beneath, then Conquest. Glayven.
• Visualize Throwing Feces: Terence McKenna's Stoned Ape Theory gets animated. Short version - Stoned Ape Theory suggests that evolutionary advances in our primate forefathers came about because of dabbling with hallucinogenic shrooms. That's right: our ancestors were the hippies that kept insisting that the other apes didn't really "get" Billy Breathes.

• Next Step - Build a Giant Ass Fridge Upon Which to Hang These Things: Imaginawesome is the dope site where Garrett Miller takes kids drawings, refines them and makes them awesome. 
• End of the Line: Yep, we've reached it people. The culmination of millions of years of evolution, hallucinogenic eating apes, cultivation, social and psychological progress has all led to this one moment. I humbly present to you all...The 10 Greatest Farts in Live TV History.
• Set Phasers on FABULOUS!!!!!!!!: Apparently there are a ton of Lady Gaga/Star Trek mash ups - most in service to the very prevalent Spock/Kirk slashfic community. Well here's a great one that uses one of my favorite episodes, "Amok Time."