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Entries in Zelda Convention (71)

Zelda Convention - July 7, 2011

(Via Reddit)

Little sumthin' for my godson Elijah and a little girl named Corinne.

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Einstein is Ripe for Parody! (part 2)

From Upright Citizens Brigade:

Einstein is Ripe for Parody! (part 1)

From The Kids in the Hall -

 

If You Sweat Something, Say Something

A Nerd PSA that finally shatters the silence...

(Via Topless Robot)

Zelda Convention - July 6, 2011

I'm still quietly judging you.

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Let's All Go to the WHAT THE FU--

MK12 | Follow the Sun | 2011 from MK12 on Vimeo.

MK12 made this slice of nightmare fuel - enjoy!

(Via The Daily What)

Are You Ready for the Summer?

I woke up and thought it would be a better world if there existed a video that combined the song "Are You Ready for the Summer?" sung by children in the movie Meatballs with scenes of brutal murders from the Friday the 13th series of films.

And Crispin Glover dancing like a spaz.

This is the life I chose.

Zelda Convention - July 5, 2011

Get your game on! Get Paid!

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That's Not True... That's IMPOSSIBLE

So...the first cast photo for the porn parody of cartoon American Dad has been released.

Michael Scott, your reaction?

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TMBGthumping

They Might Be Giants cover ChumbaWumba's classic (?) song "Tubthumping:"

 

They Might Be Giants covers Chumbawamba

I voted for "Tubthumping" to be one of the songs on the list and still think it's actually a great song to cover. As the Johns Flansburgh & Linnell state, it has enough little parts that you can experiment with each one and the simplicity of the lyrics/song structure allows you a big enough sandbox to make your own impression. Also, expectations are so low that it's hard to not do something interesting - or, at least, pleasing.

They Might Be Giants' new album, Join Us, comes out in two weeks on July 19.

(as pointed out in the comments - check out the face of Dan Telfer - the lanky, bespectacled fellow in polo shirt with brown hair behind John Linnell - from 2:36 - 2:46)

That Mustache is a National Treasure

From Found Footage Fest: "Our new favorite man, Frank Woehrle, is back with more video greatness, and he brought along his usual bag of tricks. Green screen? Check. Wardrobe changes? Check. A scene where he looks like a giant? Check. God bless America!"

Happy Birthday, America!

Best version of national anthem. There is no debate:

I Hope Cap Invites Red Skull to Lick on his Balls

You know...for the kids!

Zelda Convention - July 1, 2011

A Mosquito. My Libido?

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