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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

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    Entries in America (6)

    That Mustache is a National Treasure

    From Found Footage Fest: "Our new favorite man, Frank Woehrle, is back with more video greatness, and he brought along his usual bag of tricks. Green screen? Check. Wardrobe changes? Check. A scene where he looks like a giant? Check. God bless America!"

    I Hope Cap Invites Red Skull to Lick on his Balls

    You know...for the kids!

    ...Maybe More Than a Little.

    From GYMKATA!

    I Skate for Me! FOR MEEEEE!

    When I saw this footage, all I could think of was David Cross's bit about Gabriel, the defiantly patriotic rollerblader who took to the empty streets on September 12, 2001. So I made this video combining the footage with the most patriotic song ever:

    Quotent Quotables - April 1, 2010

    The reason I don't worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I'll take those odds every fucking day. 

    - Jon Stewart

    Quotent Quotables - March 26, 2010

    In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

    - Alexis de Tocqueville