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Mass Distraction

Monkey See...

 

Deep Red

Monkey See (on TV)...


Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

 

Goonies the Musical!

 

Sloth's Song

Goonies the Musical!

 

Takin' It Back

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Piano Lessons

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Tubes

 

Entries in USA (6)

That Mustache is a National Treasure

From Found Footage Fest: "Our new favorite man, Frank Woehrle, is back with more video greatness, and he brought along his usual bag of tricks. Green screen? Check. Wardrobe changes? Check. A scene where he looks like a giant? Check. God bless America!"

Happy Birthday, America!

Best version of national anthem. There is no debate:

I Hope Cap Invites Red Skull to Lick on his Balls

You know...for the kids!

...Maybe More Than a Little.

From GYMKATA!

Quotent Quotables - April 1, 2010

The reason I don't worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I'll take those odds every fucking day. 

- Jon Stewart

Quotent Quotables - March 26, 2010

In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

- Alexis de Tocqueville