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Entries in Time Travel (3)

Lost Continents, New Dimensions and Hawking Done Fucked Up.

SCIENCE! is a weekly dose of edumakashunal stuff from the world of science! Cuz you need to learn yourself a thing or two.
  • Mind=Blown (to the 10th power!): An excellent graphic representation of all of the dimensions, from first to 10th. Really crazy stuff, but this video makes it very easy to understand (in theory/concept).

  • Huzzah! Indiana Jones 5 Has Found Its Next Plot Point!: Lost Continent off the coast of Scotland sank 55 million years ago. How will this not show up in every JJ Abrams tv show or any time travel story? Something about raising this land, then aliens, then...I dunno...Jesus or something.
  • Even Though He's Technically a Cyborg, You Don't Have to Fear Him!: There's this photo of Obama and Stephen Hawking:

    Via Reddit. Apparently Hawking was getting a medal. That's not...that's not what it looks like. Also - why not give him the medal in a frame? You know, like Daniel-san did for Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor. Remember that? From The Karate Kid? No? I hate this place!

Einstein is Ripe for Parody! (part 2)

From Upright Citizens Brigade:

Quotent Quotables - February 16, 2010

He went on and on about how delicate space and time was, but frankly I didn't buy it.  I mean, if you think it's so easy to change the course of world events, try it.  You don't need a time machine.  You're already living in somebody's past and somebody else's future.  Just step on a bug or something and see what that gets you.  See if you were never born, or suddenly now there's fifty Hitlers in your bathroom, crapping all over everything.  It ain't going to happen.  Anyway, that's what I figured.

 

--The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder