Entries in Zelda Convention (71)
The Pact
Rob Dean On Friday, July 1, 2011 at 11:45AM 
(via Let's Be Friends Again)
Today is the Day of THE PACT! As per Let's Be Friends Again instructions, go to a Dunkin Donuts location near you. Order a Captain America donut (it's a star-shaped jelly donut with sprinkles and vanilla frosting. It's not bad but...it's not good either).
Take a picture of you with your fine pastry, holding it aloft as a testament to all who came before you. It'll shine like a diabetic beacon honoring the sacrifices that brave men and women have made to ensure our freedom. The star-spangled confectionary will be a sweet note of gratitude to this great experiment we call America.
Then, after the picture thing, post it on the Twitter or Let's Be Friends Again comments or on their Facebook page. The hashtag for Twitter is #ThePact and be sure to include @LBFAinc and @neuroticmonkey.
Or you can not do any of this...but then the terrorists, communists, nazis and super scientists dedicated to an ethnically pure world will have won.
USA! USA! USA!
Zelda Convention - June 30, 2011
Rob Dean On Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 5:00PM 
Tragicomedy Thy Name is The Future
Rob Dean On Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 2:15PM 
I Know Kung Fu. HIT IT, ROCKAPELLA!
Rob Dean On Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 12:15PM Matt Mulholland dubs over the iconic lobby shoot-em-up scene from The Matrix, replacing sound effects and Propellerheads score with his own mouth. What does this mean for you, the viewer? Lots of "pewpew"-ing.
(Via The Daily What Geeks)
Zelda Convention - June 29, 2011
Rob Dean On Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 5:00PM 
Dear World...
Rob Dean On Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 2:00PM 
Sincerely,
Rob Dean
Zelda Convention - June 28, 2011
Rob Dean On Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 5:00PM 
Kindred Spirits
Rob Dean On Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 1:15PM 
Well, what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa.
That's the kind of spirit that I have, too.
- Michele Bachmann
Clowns can get away with murder.
- John Wayne Gacy
(Context)
Now I Just Want Batman to Run For President
Rob Dean On Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 10:15AM I don't want him to be president, of course; I don't agree with his policies on child labor at all. But I like the image of Batman in debates. Anyways, the latest video from Cracked.com's After Hours crew is here, it is awesome and it contains a few f-bombs:
Why Batman Is Secretly Terrible for Gotham -- powered by Cracked.com
Also - Salt/Sugar roulette is pretty brilliant.
Zelda Convention - June 27, 2011
Rob Dean On Monday, June 27, 2011 at 5:00PM 
Really, porn tube streaming site? It's not bad enough that my love life solely consists of watching a video labeled "Naughty Maid," but you have to add the insult of calling me ugly when I hit pause? Ouch...my pride.
Zelda Convention - June 24, 2011
Rob Dean On Friday, June 24, 2011 at 5:01PM 
OMG. O...M...G...
Rob Dean On Friday, June 24, 2011 at 11:45AM As I mentioned on Twitter last night, I went to high school with "Betsy!" Between her and Captain America (different high schools), it's basically become accepted that I will never attend a high school reunion. I've wasted my life...
(This was also seen on The Daily What but if you followed me on Twitter, you would've been streets ahead. FOLLOW ME, TWEEPLE!)
Zelda Convention - June 23, 2011
Rob Dean On Thursday, June 23, 2011 at 5:00PM 
see more This is Photobomb
I've Got All My Sisters In Me...wait, that can't be right...
Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych"
Rob Dean On Thursday, June 23, 2011 at 12:30PM I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."
But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:
Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"
