Really, porn tube streaming site? It's not bad enough that my love life solely consists of watching a video labeled "Naughty Maid," but you have to add the insult of calling me ugly when I hit pause? Ouch...my pride.

• Where's the Porn Parody for that short lived Freddie Prince, Jr. Sitcom? NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!: Peeperz reveals the top 10 sitcom porn parodies out there. Yes, the listing/site is NSFW. I've only seen 1 of them - but I will say that The Office porn definitely has a great "Jim mugs at the camera" moment that would make Krasinski ashamed.
• You Don't Even WANT to Know What Happens on Space Mountain: The new rite of passage for American ladies? Flashing the jiggly bits on Splash Mountain at Disney. Yes, the site is NSFW
• This is Why I'm AntiSocial! I Learned It from Watching House Party!: 25 Great Parties in movies. I'm not sold on most of these movies or their parties - but cuttin' a rug with Kid AND Play? Sign me up!
• Stop the Search, I Found It. Song of the Summer (of 1987): "One Track Lover" performed by Dr. Lucien Sanchez (as played by Todd Rivers as played by Matt Berry) from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is one of my favorite things of all time ever. I literally put this on replay and listened for hours on end. Seriously.

• One Track Douchebag: Douchebert continues being...well, a douche. Salon writer discusses Scott Adams' recent cognitive diarrhea that involved raping and the zero sum game of not raping with the eternally dickish Dilbert creator. That's a glib synopsis, but whatever; eff that dude.
• Fairiness: Federal Election Commission's upcoming decision on June 30 about Colbert's Super PAC may have very big ramifications for all sorts of people. There really haven't been as many satirists that have had the depth of impact like Colbert. Outside of Carrot Top, I mean.
• Fairyness: Nate Silver reviews the recent AMAZING/BELATED vote for marriage equality in New York and how Andrew Cuomo's work on this issue differs from Obama's, and how the approach marks a difference in what liberals are seeking in their leaders. It's a smart investigation of this complicated matter that shows all the maneuvering and what progressives needed to do to get this much needed and very important civil right passed in the state.
• There's a Whole World Behind My Eyes...: And if you want a completely absurd and borderline mentally impaired version of the negotiations for marriage equality, here's my version of the demands of regressives rendered in poorly animated form.

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