"The Tender Vigilante...does not have...insurance..."

• Pennywise Remains Terrifying, Stanley Kubrick is Still the Man: Ain't It Cool News has been running Behind the Scenes photos from classic film and TV shows for a year now. They've collected all of the photos so far here (Page 1) and here (Page 2).
• Wait, Why is KISS Considered Straighter than the Village People?: ComicsAlliance looks at Jim Shooter's beyond insane movie pitch for much beleagured Marvel mutant heroine Dazzler. It involves Cher, Donna Summer, KISS, The Village People, Robin Williams, Frozen Yogurt, VW Bugs, Spider-Man and Rodney Dangerfield in 4 roles. Cocaine's a helluva drug?
• I Would Buy Tickets for All of Them: Okay...maybe not Brother Power The Geek. But here's Blastr's list of 5 despised superheroes that would make for great movies. Cypher: The Movie would be great. Miguel Arteta would direct from a script by Jonathan Nolan (working on the "language as puzzle" aspect) and Adam Reed & Matt Thompson (handling the humor/nerdy aspects). Starring Donald Glover, Kat Dennings, Anton Yelchin, Natalie Morales, Jesse Eisenberg/Michael Cera as Cypher. BOOM!
• Needs More Slo-Mo with BritPop Playing: How Does a Wes Anderson Fan Eat a Reeses?

• Congratulations, Lindelof - You Made the Lost Finale Look Good: Many moons ago, Damon Lindelof, writer/producer for Lost, Star Trek 2009 and other things, wrote a one act play to get some attention in Hollywood. It is called "Ollie Klublershturf vs. The Nazis" and opens with a fart. It does not get better from there.
• Blatant Metaphors for Middle East Tensions Have Never Tasted So Good: Behold the saga of Dune as told in the medium of Gummi.
• The Flying Car Regulation is from Europe. I Like the Way They Think Over There...: EU is preparing for the eventuality of having flying cars/personal helicarriers by doing what government does best: paperwork, forms, regulation and investigatory committees! The future looks so collated.
• "I fight for me! I FIGHT FOR ME!!!": Star Wars meets Rocky IV in this Darth Vader themed video for "No Way Out."

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