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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.

 

 

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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

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    Dilbert Said There'd Be Days Like This

    My mind flashes to that last exchange preeeeeeetty much every day at the office when people are wondering how something is going.

    "You mean that thing you just mentioned just now?"

    "Yeah."

    "Oh we're on top of that!"

    Ughhhhhhh....it's like working with the guy from Memento.