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    Entries in Acronyms (1)

    Inconceivable! Popular Acronyms and Their Alternate Meanings

    So, my black footed ferret said “Barbados,” cause she had to go give her boyfriend some Bon Jovi love. Land O’Lakes! Iron Maiden Officials, I wish that side order of bacon is more of a Free-Will Baptist. Welcome to Finland.

    Find out what you could be saying when you abbreviate. All of these are listed as legitimate alternatives to our much-beloved slang. I do not think that means what you think that means …

     

    BRB: Be Right Back

    Brazilian Rainbow Boa

    Blue Ridge Boogie                 

    Barbados

     

    BFF: Best Friend Forever

    Biblical Foundations for Freedom

    Black Footed Ferret

    Bovine Follicular Fluid

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