So, my black footed ferret said “Barbados,” cause she had to go give her boyfriend some Bon Jovi love. Land O’Lakes! Iron Maiden Officials, I wish that side order of bacon is more of a Free-Will Baptist. Welcome to Finland.

Find out what you could be saying when you abbreviate. All of these are listed as legitimate alternatives to our much-beloved slang. I do not think that means what you think that means …

BRB: Be Right Back

Brazilian Rainbow Boa

Blue Ridge Boogie                 

Barbados

BFF: Best Friend Forever

Biblical Foundations for Freedom

Black Footed Ferret

Bovine Follicular Fluid

BJ: Blow Job

Bonjour

Blueberry Juice

Bon Jovi

FWB: Friends With Benefits

Fetal Well-Being

Free Will Baptist

Female Worm Burden

IMO: In My Opinion

International Meteor Organization

Interactive Mathematics Online                 

Iron Maiden Officials

LOL: Laugh out Loud

Lord of Lords (Jesus)

Loyal Orange Lodge, featuring something called the “Cross of Saint Patrick LOL”

Land O' Lakes

SOB: Son of a Bitch

Sons of Batman

Side Order Bacon                 

Soggy on Bottom

WTF: What the Fuck

World Taekwondo Federation

Why the Face?

Welcome to Finland

TTFN,

Eryn Ashley

Eryn Ashley has two first names. She likes to tell people what to do. However, if she wants your opinion, she will beat it out of you.

Contact her at neuroticmonkey.com