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    Top 10 Ignoble Deaths in Film & TV

    [with additional reporting by Rob Dean]

     

    Memorial Day Weekend is upon us. A chance to recognize and reflect the sacrifices made by our very brave men and women in uniform. Theirs is an honorable death, giving up literally everything for what they believe is Right and worth dying for, ensuring freedom for countless numbers of people for generations.

    Unfortunately - there's not a lot that's funny about that. So we went the other way with it - pleased to enjoy this list of the top ten ignoble deaths by characters in Film and TV.  These are deaths that are completely devoid of anything approaching honor, class or - in some cases - logic.

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