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Entries in Japan (3)

Zelda Convention - June 20, 2011

The season finale of AMC's The Killing aired last night, and thus making this image I created irrelevant for many months...

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Verbiage - June 10, 2011

Today's word of the day is Inscrutable:

Via Reddit

in·scru·ta·ble

[in-skroo-tuh-buhl]
–adjective
  1. incapable of being investigated, analyzed, or scrutinized; impenetrable.
  2. not easily understood; mysterious; unfathomable: an inscrutable smile.
  3. incapable of being seen through physically; physically impenetrable: the inscrutable depths of the ocean.

Zelda Convention - June 9, 2011

Via Reddit

I swear - my niece is my witness!

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