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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Japan (3)

    Zelda Convention - June 20, 2011

    The season finale of AMC's The Killing aired last night, and thus making this image I created irrelevant for many months...

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    Verbiage - June 10, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Inscrutable:

    Via Reddit

    in·scru·ta·ble

    [in-skroo-tuh-buhl]
    –adjective
    1. incapable of being investigated, analyzed, or scrutinized; impenetrable.
    2. not easily understood; mysterious; unfathomable: an inscrutable smile.
    3. incapable of being seen through physically; physically impenetrable: the inscrutable depths of the ocean.

    Zelda Convention - June 9, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I swear - my niece is my witness!

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