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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

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    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

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    Takin' It Back

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    Piano Lessons

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    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    Hockey Reference for the 3 of You Who Like That Sorta Thing...

    Go Bruins!

    (Also I'm posting this because I'm not going to have another chance to use this GIF for many many moons)

    Via Reddit

    Zelda Convention - June 15, 2011

    That escalated quickly...

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    Quotent Quotables - June 15, 2011

    People with real power never fear of losing it. People with control think of little else.

    - Joss Whedon

    Movie Reboots Don't Have to Fit in with Continuity

    Wiiiiiiiiiin in the End!

    This may surprise you - but I'm a bit of a nerd. Furthermore, I'm a bit of a comic book nerd. I'll give you some time to make peace with this startling new information. I went to see X-Men: First Class this weekend and overall found it OK - some good performances, some terrible ones, and a young beast that looked like the Smurf version of Teen Wolf (Smurf Wolf!).

    And while I could be the pedantic geek that pecks at each element of the movie that dramatically departed from the source material - I'm not going to do that. As long as the movie is good - and the spirit of the comic book is honored - then I don't care how "faithful" an adaptation the movie. Because no matter what the movies, TV shows, or even newer books do - they won't necessarily change the original books that I loved so much. That doesn't mean I don't have kneejerk fanboy reactions to things in these movies or even just regular nerd reactions - of course I do (why does Emma Frost's clothes turn to diamonds when she turns to a diamond? it...it doesn't make any sense). But it means that as long as everything makes sense in the context of the world it's presenting and doesn't betray any of the fundamental aspects of the franchise just for cheap plot device, I'm pretty much OK with these changes. Organic webshooters? Different - but that certainly makes more sense than a teenage technology genius that does nothing else with his scientific gift, so I'll allow it.

    But the part of my nerd brain that doesn't allow for such mutations in tradition is the filmgoer side. It's that side that had a real problem with X-Men: First Class, not the comic book nerd that secretly yearns for Speedball to have his own movie. The problem with X-Men: First Class, just like Singer's Superman Returns, is that it tries to serve two masters but ends up just making a mess. These films are positioned as their own entities - "reboots" to reignite interest in the property and for a new group/generation of people to enjoy. Rather than creating something wholly new and fresh using the same sandbox of characters but with a new direction/interpretation, Singer and his writers shoehorn their reboots into the established continuity of previous films - making the movies a complete mess and trying to understand the continuity becomes a sissyphean act of desperation. If you are going to reboot a franchise, having the story take place in the past/as a prequel, then you do not have to fit in with pre-established continuity. In fact - it would be better if you don't.

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    Verbiage - June 15, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Repudiate:

    re·pu·di·ate

    [ri-pyoo-dee-eyt]  

    –verb (used with object), -at·ed, -at·ing.

    1. to reject as having no authority or binding force: to repudiate a claim.
    2.  to cast off or disown: to repudiate a son.
    3.  to reject with disapproval or condemnation: to repudiate a new doctrine.
    4. to reject with denial: to repudiate a charge as untrue.
    5. to refuse to acknowledge and pay (a debt), as a state, municipality, etc.

    Aural Amphetamine

    The GO! Team's "Apollo Throwdown" is a great way to start the day:

    Zelda Convention - June 14, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I am a real American...

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    Quotent Quotables - June 14, 2011

    If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

    - Joss Whedon

    Idiocracy

    Double Dip Demands is a column in which I propose films that deserve a re-release on DVD/Blu-Ray with more special features, better transfers and other nerdy bits. Some of the films have no DVDs out there for Region 1 viewers, and some of them have a really crappy version that's bare bones or poorly put together. Who speaks for these films? I do.

    The Film: Idiocracy (2006)

    Cast & Crew: Mike Judge (writer/director); Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews

    Plot Synopsis (via IMDB): Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

    Is it Out on DVD Currently?: Yes - but in a bare bones release with no real extras to speak of.

    Why Does it Deserve to Have Special Features?: Idiocracy is Mike Judge's parodic take on the dystopic future Sci-Fi movie. Much like his previous film (and future Cult Classic) Office Space, Fox did a crap job promoting it in theaters and hasn't shown it much love on home video - despite the fact that it's generally beloved, infinitely quoteable and unfortunately relevant to our society. It's funny, insightful, original and unique in its willingness to gleefully indict people and corporations. There are many aspects of the world Judge has created that are worthy of exploring. Additionally, with so many funny people involved and with so many comically absurd situations in the film, it's a fair bet that there'd be a lot of good material available to entertain Idiocracy fans.

    What Should be on the Disc?

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    Verbiage - June 14, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Lassitude:

    Via 4GIFS

    las·si·tude

    [las-i-tood, -tyood]
    –noun
    1. weariness of body or mind from strain, oppressive climate, etc.; lack of energy; listlessness; languor.
    2. a condition of indolent indifference: the pleasant lassitude of the warm summer afternoon.

    No Joke, Just a Good Song

    Great music video for TV on the Radio's "Will Do" off their latest album, Nine Types of Light:

    Zelda Convention - June 13, 2011

    Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Quotent Quotables - June 13, 2011

    Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

    - Joss Whedon

    Week of June 13, 2011

    Every week, we list our recommendations of new music, books, comics, movies and TV to check out. This is Recs in Effect:

    New Game

    Duke Nukem Forever

    14 years. 5 different developers. Duke Nukem Forever became one of those insider geek jokes - something that would never be made and forever postponed. Well, it's finally coming out this week. The Duke Nukem franchise has spawned many imitators and has left its mark on many series - in its development, design and attitude. This installment has been getting less than good marks - but it makes the list because of its long, storied history. Buy it here and check out the trailer below:

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