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    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    Verbiage - June 13, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Miscommunication:

    mis·com·mu·ni·cate

    [mis-kuh-myoo-ni-keyt]
    –verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
    to communicate  mistakenly, unclearly, or inadequately.

    Man On the Moon, He Says!

    I was finally able to track down video of my favorite MADtv skit, "Gus." David Herman (Office Space, Idiocracy, etc.) as the deranged elderly shock jock, Gus:

     

    I Don't Love Your Basketed Ball Sport Game

    But I do love Schadenfreude!

    (Via Reddit)

    Zelda Convention - June 10, 2011

    Via Reddit

    All that she wants is another baby...

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    Quotent Quotables - June 10, 2011

    Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are indifferent, or who are trying to be everything to everybody, who are trying to please everyone ... Bad food is fake food ... food that shows fear and lack of confidence in people’s ability to discern or to make decisions about their lives. Food that’s too safe, too pasteurized, too healthy – it’s bad! There should be some risk, like unpasteurized cheese. Food is about rot, and decay, and fermentation….as much as it is also about freshness.

    - Anthony Bourdain

    Top 7 Go Home Productions...Productions

    Mash-Ups are the information age's version of ready-mades. The rediscovery and repurposing of the familiar and culturally ingrained not only is a fun juxtaposition that requires a keen ear and real talent, but it also reveals the underlying unity found across all mediums. When done right, songs recorded in different eras, countries and genres are seamlessly integrated with each other to produce one new piece of music that is altogether unique and accessible to all.

    The most famous of this new brand of synthesis artists is probably Girl Talk. But whatever, that dude has a movie about him - he doesn't need any more publicity. So fuck him.

    The mash-up artist that I really love more than anyone else, though, has to be Mark Vidler a/k/a Go Home Productions. The British DJ takes a handful of songs and creates a sustained hybrid that fuses these multiple threads into one new song perfectly. There are recurring themes throughout one song and he uses the disaparate element to evoke a particular emotional response. That's an incredibly nerdy way of saying that he makes awesome songs out of other songs (even ones that are not so good).  Here are my 7 favorite mash-ups by Go Home Productions.  All of these songs are available to download at his site for free, so be sure to check them out. Enjoy!

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    Verbiage - June 10, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Inscrutable:

    Via Reddit

    in·scru·ta·ble

    [in-skroo-tuh-buhl]
    –adjective
    1. incapable of being investigated, analyzed, or scrutinized; impenetrable.
    2. not easily understood; mysterious; unfathomable: an inscrutable smile.
    3. incapable of being seen through physically; physically impenetrable: the inscrutable depths of the ocean.

    Three Men and a Little Danson

    Peter Cetera's incredibly popular titular song "Little Danson Man:"

    Zelda Convention - June 9, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I swear - my niece is my witness!

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    Quotent Quotables - June 9, 2011

    The thing about good pulp is that you trust the reader and you know that the mind is a machine to process metaphors so of course all those connections will be there. But you've also granted the fantastic its own dynamic and allowed that awe. There's no contradiction. So I want to have monsters as a metaphor but I also want monsters because monsters are cool. There's no contradiction.

    - China Mieville

    John Carpenter Agrees With Me.

    Remember that DVD Double Dip Demands post on They Live? It was on Tuesday. Today I see this:

     

    Boo Ya!

    VINDICATION! I don't know how or for what...BUT VINDICATION!

    ...look, I spend my days working on landing pages and doing support. I gotta take joy from somewhere.

     

    Well this got sad very quickly.

    Feeding Frenzy

    Rob Dean examines the overlooked, unappreciated or unfairly maligned movies. Sometimes these films haven't been seen by anyone, and sometimes they've been seen by everyone - who loathed them. This is Missing Reels.


    The dilemma of the critic has always been that if he knows enough to speak with authority, he knows too much to speak with detachment.

    - Raymond Chandler

    You, the critic, the professional appreciator, putting something new into the world.

    - High Fidelity

    It would be easy to say that the one thing all great art has in common is that it is built on passion. In fact, I just said it. But, while I believe that's true, it sounds too facile, too simplistic. More over, it sounds like the problem with bad art is a lack of passion - when that's usually not the case. I would propose all great works of art are passionate projects of the artist but not all passionate projects of the artist are great works of art. Passion drives artists to realize their visions in their chosen medium - it's what makes them resolute despite the very real possibility that what they are working on is shit and that no one will even notice it let alone like it. Such cockeyed determination can be a good thing when the artist transcends convention and presents something new, something rewarding. Or it can be a bad thing when the artists are so insulated by sycophants and slavish devotion to their visions that they end up ignoring the reality of just how much their creation sucks.

    Another hallmark of artists that has its share of positives and negatives is a deep knowledge and history of the art form within which they are working. Even if the artist's intent is to do something never seen before and completely revolutionize his medium - he has to know what has been seen before in order to be certain of his originality. Most successful artists have an extensive knowledge of everything that preceded them - it's how they're able to build on the shoulders of these giants, to make a name for themselves while acknowledging the history that led to this moment. It seems this has never been more evident than in film, first with the Film Brats (De Palma, Scorsese, Spielberg, Coppola) of the 70s who were raised on Hollywood and sought to invert expectations and then continuing on the tradition through to Tarantino, Takashi Miike and the Dogme 95 movement of the 90s and early 2000s. The idea of the critic, that person with an encyclopedic knowledge of something, becoming the artist - taking knowledge and turning it into action - is a long standing tradition with various degrees of success. Sometimes homages, mash-ups and revisions end up elevating the original works referenced while creating a unique entry that stands along side those classics. Sometimes they are nothing more than rip-offs built on a checklist of references and winks, missing the intangible soul and spark of originality that inspired the critic turned artist.

    When these two aspects of artists collide to form the synthesis of the passionate critic as artist, it can be a thrilling thing to behold. For the most part, criticism offers the enticing proposition of safety - critics are reflecting on other people exposing their thoughts, not risking something wholly their own. So for a critic to shrug off the security of the peanut gallery and boldly hold themselves up for criticism by their former peers, it's a courageous feat that can be as awesome as it is painful. Feeding Frenzy (2010), comes from Red Letter Media, a group of people who became well known for their criticism but who displayed a level of passion that makes it easy to be charmed by the end result.

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    Verbiage - June 9, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Defiant:

    Via Senor Gif

    de·fi·ant

    [dih-fahy-uhnt]
    –adjective
    characterized by defiance;  boldly resistant or challenging: a defiant attitude.

    Once Again, a Masked Killer Shows Us the Way

    Jhonen Vasquez (Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) directs this video for "White" by The Left Rights: