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    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    Zelda Convention - June 24, 2011

    Via Reddit

    She Breaks Just Like a Little Girl...

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    Quotent Quotables - June 24, 2011

    For me, music and life are all about style.

    - Miles Davis

    12 Great Musical Performances from Mediocre Movies

    Movies are baffling. Sometimes they are good. Sometimes they are less than good. And sometimes, in those less than good movies, lie some exquisite gems. Today's list are the 12 great - genuinely great, not in an ironic way - musical performances from some less than good movies. The rest of the movie was shite, but for these few glorious beats it was a promising world indeed.

    Filled with good choreography, some catchy tunes and people very much committing to the spectacle in an otherwise unremarkable film - these performances deserve some recognition and love.

    12. "Prom Tonight" from Not Another Teen Movie

    Actually, this movie isn't that bad. It's not good, so it fits in with the defined parameters, but it definitely has a lot of good moments and makes some nice observations about teen movies. Although I fear it's easily lumped in with Epic Movie, Date Movie, Superhero Movie, etc. but it actually has a plot and jokes and not just an ADHD level of references strung together.

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    OMG. O...M...G...

    As I mentioned on Twitter last night, I went to high school with "Betsy!" Between her and Captain America (different high schools), it's basically become accepted that I will never attend a high school reunion. I've wasted my life...

    (This was also seen on The Daily What but if you followed me on Twitter, you would've been streets ahead. FOLLOW ME, TWEEPLE!)

    Verbiage - June 24, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Disparate:

    Via 4GIFs

    dis·pa·rate

    [dis-per-it, dih-spar-]  
    –adjective
    distinct in kind; essentially different; dissimilar: disparate ideas.

    Dreams Come True...Slowly

    Zelda Convention - June 23, 2011

    photobomb that guy - Nathan Fillion: If Only He Were Actually Famous
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    I've Got All My Sisters In Me...wait, that can't be right...

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    Quotent Quotables - June 23, 2011

    Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art; it is the part the schools cannot recognize.

    - Pauline Kael

    No Post Today

     

    Sorry, folks. I feel like absolute shit and am having problems looking at the screen. Everything else will continue as scheduled and I'll put up 2 "Missing Reels" columns next week.

    I know, Bunk; I'm disappointed, too.

    Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych"

    I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."

    But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:

    Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"


    Sad Cat - Sad Song (version 1) by neuroticmonkey

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    Verbiage - June 23, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Ingenious:

    Via GIFbin

    in·gen·ious

    [in-jeen-yuhs]
    –adjective
    1. characterized by cleverness or originality of invention or construction: an ingenious machine.
    2.  cleverly inventive or resourceful: an ingenious press agent. 
    3. Obsolete.
      1. intelligent; showing genius.
      2. ingenuous.

    Enthusiasts Anonymous

    Get your swag on with your bag on! Check out Passion Pit's "Little Secrets":

    Zelda Convention - June 22, 2011

    Annie, are you okay? CAN YOU TELL US? ARE YOU OKAY?

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    Quotent Quotables - June 22, 2011

    A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.

    - Saul Bellow