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    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    The Game

    Double Dip Demands is a column in which I propose films that deserve a re-release on DVD/Blu-Ray with more special features, better transfers and other nerdy bits. Some of the films have no DVDs out there for Region 1 viewers, and some of them have a really crappy version that's bare bones or poorly put together. Who speaks for these films? I do.

    The Film: The Game (1997)

    Cast & Crew: David Fincher (dir.), John D. Brancato & Michael Ferris (writers), Michael Douglas, Sean Penn, Deborah Kara Unger, James Rebhorn.

    Plot Synopsis (from IMDB) : Wealthy financier Nicholas Van Orton gets a strange birthday present from wayward brother Conrad: a live-action game that consumes his life.

    Is It Out on DVD currently? Yes - but with no extras. There was a laserdisc edition that had many special features and there continue to be rumors of a Criterion Collection edition coming out at some point.

    Why Does it Deserve Special Features? The Game is the only film in Fincher's canon that has never received a proper DVD. Panic Room, Fight Club, Benjamin Button - hell, even Alien3 have all been repackaged with great special features, which lends credence that Fincher is a filmmaker deserving of such examination. Add on to that that this film dealt with Augmented Reality Games (ARG) before most people even knew what they were, and it seems like it's a movie well worth delving into.

    What Should be On the Disc?

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    Verbiage - May 24, 2011

    Today's word of the day: Pervade

    [per-veyd] 
    –verb (used with object), -vad·ed, -vad·ing.
    to become spread throughout all parts of: Spring pervaded the air.

     

    Origin:
    1645–55;  < Latin pervādere  to pass through, equivalent to per- per-  + vādere  to go, walk

    Morning, Awkwardness - May 24, 2011

    Check out this amazing short film - Blood On My Name by Whitestone Motion Pictures:

    Blood On My Name from Whitestone Motion Pictures on Vimeo.

    I've become obsessed with the titular song in this short film.  You can download the entire soundtrack for free right here.

    Zelda Convention - May 23, 2011

    via if we don't, remember me

    I'm just tryna change the color of your mood ring...

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    Quotent Quotables - May 23, 2011

    Every beginning is only a sequel, after all, and the book of events is always open halfway through.

    - Wislawa Szymborska

    New "After Hours" Examines Sex w/Vampires

    I love cracked.com's After Hours.  I think it's some of the most brilliant and hilarious pop culture dissection ever made - stacking it alongside AV Club and any Tarantino says in a coke-fueled diatribe.  The latest installment involves sex, vampires and sex with vampires.  Enjoy!

    Verbiage - May 23, 2011

    Today's word of the day is: Renaissance

     

    [ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns, ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns; especially Brit. ri-ney-suhns]

    –noun
    1. the activity, spirit, or time of the great revival of art, literature, and learning in europe beginning in the 14th century and extending to the 17th century, marking the transition from the medieval to the modern world.
    2. the forms and treatments in art used during this period.  
    3. ( sometimes lowercase ) any similar revival in the world of art and learning.
    4.  ( lowercase ) a renewal of life, vigor, interest, etc.; rebirth; revival: a moral renaissance.
     
     

    Morning, Awkwardness - May 23, 2011

    We're back, bitches.


    "My Leather, My Fur, My Nails" by Stepdad.  Buy their album here (name your price)!

    Resurrection Imminent

     

    Stay Tuned, True Believers!

    The Day Approaches, All in Accordance with the Prophecy

    Monkey's Got a Message for All Y'all....

     

    It draws nearer....

    Something's Coming.....

    Monkey's Gone to Hiatus

    Hey Everyone -

    the site will be goin on hiatus until the first week of June.  We'll be back with new contributors, new features and maybe some other surprises.  See you all then!

     

    Quotent Quotables - April 27, 2010

    The better you look the more you see.

    - Bret Easton Ellis