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    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    Random - What the Hell, Google Autocomplete?

    I was typing in "where can I" when I noticed what most people are looking for...

    ...apparently some badass kung-fu Justice delivered with a smile and a mustache.

    Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

    Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don't like to use the word 'art' at all. 

    - Banksy

    Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

    Of course, I have one aim, the grotesque. If I am not grotesque I am nothing.

    - Aubrey Beardsley

    Quotent Quotables - April 21, 2010

    Being in darkness and confusion is interesting to me. But behind it you can rise out of that and see things the way the really are. That there is some sort of truth to the whole thing, if you could just get to that point where you could see it, and live it, and feel it ... I think it is a long, long, way off. In the meantime there's suffering and darkness and confusion and absurdities, and it's people kind of going in circles. It's fantastic. It's like a strange carnival: it's a lot of fun, but it's a lot of pain. 

    - David Lynch

    Nerd Ink - Scott Pilgrim Tat & The Luna Brothers' "The Sword"

    Today's featured comic book is The Sword by The Luna Brothers.

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    Verbiage - April 21, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "regression."

    Regression

    1. the act of going back to a previous place or state; return or reversion.
    2. retrogradation; retrogression.
    3. Biology. reversion to an earlier or less advanced state or form or to a common or general type.
    4. Psychoanalysis. the reversion to a chronologically earlier or less adapted pattern of behavior and feeling.
    5. a subsidence of a disease or its manifestations: a regression of symptoms.

    Quotent Quotables - April 20, 2010

    The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

    - Douglas Adams

    Verbiage - April 20, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "hackneyed."


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    Hackneyed

    made commonplace or trite; stale; banal.

    Quotent Quotables - April 19, 2010

    Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

    - Alfred Hitchcock

    Music Memory Mondays: Natasha Bedingfield, "Unwritten"

    The Song: "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield

    The Event: L.A. Trip

    Kismet is an odd thing.  Coincidences or unconscious actions - however you want to define it - can lead to creating profound associations that last well beyond the events that spawned them.  And sometimes the associations are either unbidden or unwelcome - but they persist and insist on their own existence.  Such is my relationship with Natasha Bedingfield's hit song "Unwritten."  It's a simple little pop anthem encouraging people to seize the day and all that other "live for the moment" crap.  Ordinarily I would tune it out like so many songs from American Idol "winners" or that song about Delilah or whatever.  But due to the associations I've formed with the song, I linger a bit longer on the radio station while it plays.  Or I don't roll my eyes immediately as it's the background song for some soft-focused television commercial.  Instead I think about Los Angeles and my ex-girlfriend.

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    Verbiage - April 19, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "pensive."

    Via The Chive

    Pensive

    1. dreamily or wistfully thoughtful: a pensive mood.
    2. expressing or revealing thoughtfulness, usually marked by some sadness: a pensive adagio.

    Quotent Quotables - April 16, 2010

    It's a misperception of me that I am a wild man — I wish I still were. I'm 68 years old. The rage now is, oh, so deep it's almost comfortable. It has even approached the point where I can live with it philosophically. The world's not what I want it to be. But then no one ever said I had the right to design the world.

    - Norman Mailer

    Verbiage - April 16, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "isolation."

    Via theBERRY

    Isolation

    1. an act or instance of isolating.
    2. the state of being isolated.
    3. the complete separation from others of a person suffering from contagious or infectious disease; quarantine.

    Quotent Quotables - April 15, 2010

    To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

    - Mark Twain