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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries by Rob Dean (454)

    Now I'm Gonna Rape His Adulthood...

    Verbiage - June 1, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Despondent:

    de·spond·ent

    –adjective

    feeling or showing profound hopelessness, dejection, discouragement, or gloom:despondent about failing health.

    .\

    Origin:
    1690–1700;  < Latin dฤ“spondent-  (stem of dฤ“spondฤ“ns ), present participle of dฤ“spondฤ“re. See despond, -ent

    "I'm So Sick of All These...Star Wars"

    Via FilmDrunk comes this collection of Movie Titles in Movies:

    It missed my favorite:

    Any other titular lines you can think of?

    Zelda Convention - May 31, 2011

    (Via Reddit)

    Ever had sex with a Pharaoh? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus...

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    Quotent Quotables - May 31, 2011

    Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

    - Terry Pratchett

    #EncouragementFail

    Look, I get what you're going for - the whole "Biggest Loser" thing but targeting childhood obesity.

    I'm just saying, I don't think it's the best title to encourage young people. In a few years, the certificate proclaiming them "The Youngest Loser" will not be the easiest thing to explain.

    Phantom of the Paradise

    Double Dip Demands is a column in which I propose films that deserve a re-release on DVD/Blu-Ray with more special features, better transfers and other nerdy bits. Some of the films have no DVDs out there for Region 1 viewers, and some of them have a really crappy version that's bare bones or poorly put together. Who speaks for these films? I do.

    The Film: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    Cast & Crew: Brian De Palma (writer & director); Paul Williams, William Finley, Jessica Harper

    Plot Synopsis (from IMDB): A disfigured musician sells his soul for the woman he loves so that she will perform his music.

    Is It Out on DVD Currently?: Yes - but in a bare bones release with no extras.

    Why Does It Deserve Special Features?: Phantom of the Paradise is an underappreciated gem that has gone on to influence many of the most lauded filmmakers today. Of particular note, Edgar Wright, Guillermo Del Toro and Quentin Tarantino have referenced the movie directly in interviews and implicitly in their films. A movie that is a crossroads between the stories of the past and the direction of the future, Phantom of the Paradise deserves a closer examination and analysis. A deluxe Phantom disc would be a great way to spread the gospel to cinephiles everywhere.

    What Should Be On the Disc?

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    Verbiage - May 31, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Spasm: 

    spasm

    [spaz-uhm]
    –noun 
    1. Pathology . a sudden, abnormal, involuntary muscular contraction, consisting of a continued muscular contraction (tonic spasm)  or of a series of alternating muscular contractions and relaxations (clonic spasm) 
    2. any sudden, brief spell of great energy, activity, feeling, etc.
    Origin:  
    1350–1400; Middle English spasme  < Latin spasmus  < Greek spasmós  convulsion, derivative of spân  to draw a sword or cord, wrench (off), convulse



    2.  fit, storm, flash, spurt.

    Why is the Pool Desk in Charge of the Cheese?

    This clip from Syfy's Dinocroc vs. Supergator "movie" comes courtesy of The Soup. Behold, the brilliance of Jerry the Pool Boy!

    Happy Memorial Day

     

     

    We take a moment and say "Thank You" to all the brave soldiers who have fought in our names. We remember those who have died in that fight and we praise those who are continuing a different fight of their own.

    In other words...

     

    Zelda Convention - May 27, 2011

    It's Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday! Friday!

    (It's the First Friday we've been back, so yeah - we're using this video. Deal with It.)

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    Quotent Quotables - May 27, 2011

    Anything or anyone that does not bring you alive, is too small for you.

    - David Whyte

    It's Like There's a Party in My Brain...and everyone's invited!

    This is an amazing video by South African group Goldfish for their song "We Come Together." This is so many levels of 8-bit awesome....

     

    (Via Topless Robot)

    Verbiage - May 27, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Circumspect:

    "Eaaaaaaaasy, Buddy."

    cir·cum·spect

    [sur-kuhm-spekt] –adjective

    1. watchful and discreet; cautious; prudent: circumspect behavior.
    2. well-considered: circumspect ambition.
    (Via Reddit)