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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Entries in Funny (22)

    Junkbag!

    Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs - They Callin' Again.

    Pretty Dang Brilliant Spinoff of My Drunk Kitchen: My Hungover Kitchen

    (I kind of love this soooo much you guys)

    Episode 1 - The French Toastening:

    (episode 2 is after the jump)

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    OMG. O...M...G...

    As I mentioned on Twitter last night, I went to high school with "Betsy!" Between her and Captain America (different high schools), it's basically become accepted that I will never attend a high school reunion. I've wasted my life...

    (This was also seen on The Daily What but if you followed me on Twitter, you would've been streets ahead. FOLLOW ME, TWEEPLE!)

    Verbiage - June 24, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Disparate:

    Via 4GIFs

    dis·pa·rate

    [dis-per-it, dih-spar-]  
    –adjective
    distinct in kind; essentially different; dissimilar: disparate ideas.

    Dreams Come True...Slowly

    Not Shown: Binging on Ice Cream, Watching Endless Marathon of Episodes of "Psych"

    I, like many other people, immediately loved this video of the "world's most depressed cat."

    But I realized it was missing one thing: a kickass soundtrack. Behold my three alternatives:

    Wilson Phillips, "Hold On"


    Sad Cat - Sad Song (version 1) by neuroticmonkey

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    Verbiage - June 22, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Fortuitous:

    for·tu·i·tous

    [fawr-too-i-tuhs, -tyoo-]  
    –adjective
    1. happening or produced by chance; accidental: a fortuitous encounter.
    2. lucky; fortunate: a series of fortuitous events that advanced her career.

    Parents Just Don't Understand...

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