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Entries in Verbiage (89)

Verbiage - March 31, 2010

Today's word of the day is "whimsy."

Whimsy

  1. capricious humor or disposition; extravagant, fanciful, or excessively playful expression
  2. an odd or fanciful notion.
  3. anything odd or fanciful; a product of playful or capricious fancy

Verbiage - March 30, 2010

Today's word of the day is "devotee."

Devotee

  1. A person who is greatly devoted to something
  2. A person who is extremely devoted to a religion; a follower
  3. An enthusiastic follower or fan

Verbiage - March 29, 2010

Today's word of the day is "dread."

via GeekWeek

Dread

  1. to fear greatly; be in extreme apprehension of
  2. to be reluctant to do, meet, or experience
  3. Archaic. to hold in respectful awe.

Verbiage - March 26, 2010

Today's word of the day is "repose."

 

Via Picture is Unrelated

Repose

  1. the state of reposing or being at rest; rest; sleep.
  2. peace; tranquillity; calm.
  3. dignified calmness, as of manner; composure.
  4. absence of movement, animation, etc.

Verbiage - March 25, 2010

Today's word of the day is "lamentable."

Lamentable

that is to be lamented; regrettable; unfortunate: a lamentable decision.

Verbiage - March 24, 2010

Today's word of the day is "perfidious" -

Perfidious

deliberately faithless; treacherous; deceitful

Verbiage - March 23, 2010

Today's word of the day is "circumspect" -

Via Geekologie

Circumspect

  1. Watchful and discreet; cautious;
  2. Well-considered

Verbiage - March 22, 2010

Today's word of the day is "aloof."

Aloof

-adverb

at a distance, esp. in feeling or interest; apart: They always stood aloof from their classmates.

-adjective

reserved or reticent; indifferent; disinterested: Because of his shyness, he had the reputation of being aloof.

Verbiage - March 19, 2010

Today's word of the day is "consternation" -

Consternation

–noun
a sudden, alarming amazement or dread that results in utter confusion; dismay.

Verbiage - March 18, 2010

Today's word of the day is "juxtapose"

Juxtapose

to place close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast.

Verbiage - March 17, 2010

Today's word of the day is "imminent" -

Imminent

  1. likely to occur at any moment; impending: Her death is imminent.
  2. projecting or leaning forward; overhanging.

Verbiage - March 16, 2010

Today's word of the day is "impious" -

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Impious

  1. not pious or religious; lacking reverence for God, religious practices, etc.; irreligious; ungodly.
  2. disrespectful

Verbiage - March 15, 2010

Today's word of the day is "Adroit" -

(via FailBlog)

Adroit

  1. expert or nimble in the use of the hands or body.
  2. cleverly skillful, resourceful, or ingenious: an adroit debater.

Verbiage - March 12, 2010

Today's word of the day is "malicious":

(via This is Photobomb)

Malicious

  1. full of, characterized by, or showing malice; malevolent; spiteful: malicious gossip.
  2. Law. vicious, wanton, or mischievous in motivation or purpose.