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Verbiage - May 25, 2011

Today's word of the day: Emphatic

[em-fat-ik] 

–adjective
  1. uttered, or to be uttered, with emphasis;  strongly expressive.
  2. using emphasis  in speech or action.
  3. forceful; insistent: a big, emphatic man; I must be emphatic about this particular.

Verbiage - May 24, 2011

Today's word of the day: Pervade

[per-veyd] 
–verb (used with object), -vad·ed, -vad·ing.
to become spread throughout all parts of: Spring pervaded the air.

 

Origin:
1645–55;  < Latin pervādere  to pass through, equivalent to per- per-  + vādere  to go, walk

Verbiage - May 23, 2011

Today's word of the day is: Renaissance

 

[ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns, ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns; especially Brit. ri-ney-suhns]

–noun
  1. the activity, spirit, or time of the great revival of art, literature, and learning in europe beginning in the 14th century and extending to the 17th century, marking the transition from the medieval to the modern world.
  2. the forms and treatments in art used during this period.  
  3. ( sometimes lowercase ) any similar revival in the world of art and learning.
  4.  ( lowercase ) a renewal of life, vigor, interest, etc.; rebirth; revival: a moral renaissance.
 
 

Verbiage - April 19, 2010

Today's word of the day is "pensive."

Via The Chive

Pensive

  1. dreamily or wistfully thoughtful: a pensive mood.
  2. expressing or revealing thoughtfulness, usually marked by some sadness: a pensive adagio.

Verbiage - April 16, 2010

Today's word of the day is "isolation."

Via theBERRY

Isolation

  1. an act or instance of isolating.
  2. the state of being isolated.
  3. the complete separation from others of a person suffering from contagious or infectious disease; quarantine.

Verbiage - April 15, 2010

Today's phrase of the day is "magnum opus."

Via theBerry

Magnum Opus

a great work, esp. the chief work of a writer or artist: Proust's magnum opus is Remembrance of Things Past.

Verbiage - April 14, 2010

Today's word of the day is "incongruous."

Via Uphaa

Incongruous

  1. out of keeping or place; inappropriate; unbecoming: an incongruous effect; incongruous behavior.
  2. not harmonious in character; inconsonant; lacking harmony of parts: an incongruous mixture of architectural styles.
  3. inconsistent: actions that were incongruous with their professed principles.

Verbiage - April 13, 2010

Today's word of the day is "brobdingnagian."

Brobdingnagian

of huge size; gigantic; tremendous.

Verbiage - April 12, 2010

Today's word of the day is "bewilder."

Via The Daily What

Bewilder

to confuse or puzzle completely; perplex: These shifting attitudes bewilder me.

Verbiage - April 9, 2010

Today's word of the day is "blunder."

Via Picture is Unrelated

Blunder

(noun)

  1. a gross, stupid, or careless mistake: That's your second blunder this morning.

(verb without object)

  1. to move or act blindly, stupidly, or without direction or steady guidance: Without my glasses I blundered into the wrong room.
  2. to make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion: Just pray that he doesn't blunder again and get the names wrong.

(verb with object)

  1. to bungle; botch: Several of the accounts were blundered by that new assistant.
  2. to utter thoughtlessly; blurt out: He blundered his surprise at their winning the award.

Verbiage - April 7, 2010

Today's word of the day is "affray."

Via This is Photobomb

Affray

  1. a public fight; a noisy quarrel; brawl.
  2. Law. the fighting of two or more persons in a public place.

Verbiage - April 6, 2010

Today's word of the day is "ennui."

Ennui

a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom: The endless lecture produced an unbearable ennui.

Verbiage - April 2, 2010

Today's word of the day is "prodigious."

Via Agent M

Prodigious

  1. extraordinary in size, amount, extent, degree, force, etc.
  2. wonderful or marvelous
  3. abnormal; monstrous.
  4. Obsolete - ominous.

Verbiage - April 1, 2010

Today's word of the day is "despondency."

via The Daily What

Despondency

state of being despondent; depression of spirits from loss of courage or hope; dejection.

 

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