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Entries in Verbiage (89)

Verbiage - July 6, 2011

Today's word of the day is Drastic:

Via Pleated Jeans

dras·tic

[dras-tik] 
–adjective
  1. acting with force or violence; violent.
  2. extremely severe or extensive: a drastic tax-reduction measure.

Verbiage - July 5, 2011

Today's word of the day is Morbid:

Via 4GIFs

mor·bid

[mawr-bid] 

–adjective

  1. suggesting an unhealthy mental state or attitude; unwholesomely gloomy, sensitive, extreme, etc.: a morbid interest in death.
  2. affected by, caused by, causing, or characteristic of disease.
  3. pertaining to diseased parts: morbid anatomy.
  4. gruesome; grisly.

Verbiage - July 1, 2011

Today's word of the day is Consensus:

 Via Pleated Jeans

con·sen·sus

[kuhn-sen-suhs] 
noun, plural -sus·es.
  1. majority of opinion: The consensus of the group was that they should meet twice a month
  2. general agreement or concord; harmony.

Verbiage - June 30, 2011

Today's word of the day is Undulate:

un·du·late

[v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
–verb (used without object)
 
  1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
  2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
  3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

Verbiage - June 29, 2011

Today's word of the day is Desultory:

Via Reddit

des·ul·to·ry

[des-uhl-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee] 
–adjective
  1. lacking in consistency, constancy, or visible order, disconnected; fitful: desultory conversation.
  2. digressing from or unconnected with the main subject; random: a desultory remark.

Verbiage - June 28, 2011

Today's word of the day is Subterfuge:

Via Senor Gif

sub·ter·fuge

[suhb-ter-fyooj]
–noun
an artifice or expedient used to evade a rule, escape a consequence, hide something, etc.

Verbiage - June 27, 2011

Today's word of the day is Jubliant:

ju·bi·lant

[joo-buh-luhnt]
–adjective
showing great joy, satisfaction, or triumph; rejoicing; exultant: the cheers of the jubilant victors; the jubilant climax of his symphony.

Verbiage - June 24, 2011

Today's word of the day is Disparate:

Via 4GIFs

dis·pa·rate

[dis-per-it, dih-spar-]  
–adjective
distinct in kind; essentially different; dissimilar: disparate ideas.

Verbiage - June 23, 2011

Today's word of the day is Ingenious:

Via GIFbin

in·gen·ious

[in-jeen-yuhs]
–adjective
  1. characterized by cleverness or originality of invention or construction: an ingenious machine.
  2.  cleverly inventive or resourceful: an ingenious press agent. 
  3. Obsolete.
    1. intelligent; showing genius.
    2. ingenuous.

Verbiage - June 22, 2011

Today's word of the day is Fortuitous:

for·tu·i·tous

[fawr-too-i-tuhs, -tyoo-]  
–adjective
  1. happening or produced by chance; accidental: a fortuitous encounter.
  2. lucky; fortunate: a series of fortuitous events that advanced her career.

Verbiage - June 21, 2011

Today's word of the day is Conspicuous:

Via GIFbin

con·spic·u·ous

[kuhn-spik-yoo-uhs] 
–adjective
  1. easily seen or noticed; readily visible or observable: a conspicuous error. 
  2. attracting special attention, as by outstanding qualities or eccentricities: He was conspicuous by his booming laughter.

 

Verbiage - June 20, 2011

Today's word of the day is Impetuous:

Via 4GIFs

im·pet·u·ous

[im-pech-oo-uhs]
–adjective
  1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by sudden or rash action, emotion, etc.; impulsive: an impetuous decision; an impetuous person.
  2. having great impetus;  moving with great force; violent: the impetuous winds.

Verbiage - June 17, 2011

Today's word of the day is Proficient:

Via 4GIFs

pro·fi·cient

[pruh-fish-uhnt]
–adjective
well-advanced or competent in any art, science, or subject; skilled: a proficient swimmer.

Verbiage - June 16, 2011

Today's word of the day is Inept:

Via 4GIFS

in·ept

[in-ept, ih-nept]  

–adjective

  1. without skill or aptitude for a particular task or assignment; maladroit: He is inept at mechanical tasks. She is inept at dealing with people.
  2. generally awkward or clumsy; haplessly incompetent.
  3. inappropriate; unsuitable; out of place.
  4. absurd or foolish: an inept remark.