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Entries from April 1, 2010 - April 30, 2010

Nerd Ink - April 7, 2010

The Maxx fights some Isz on a guy's Leg

Today's comic book of the day is Crogan's Vengeance by Chris Schweizer!

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Verbiage - April 7, 2010

Today's word of the day is "affray."

Via This is Photobomb

Affray

  1. a public fight; a noisy quarrel; brawl.
  2. Law. the fighting of two or more persons in a public place.

Quotent Quotables - April 6, 2010

People say that what we're all seeking is a meaning for life. I don't think that's what we're really seeking. I think what we're seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonance within our own innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive. That's what it's all finally about. 

- Joseph Campbell

Verbiage - April 6, 2010

Today's word of the day is "ennui."

Ennui

a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom: The endless lecture produced an unbearable ennui.

Quotent Quotables - April 2, 2010

People talk about nightfall, or night falling, or dusk falling, and it's never seemed right to me. Perhaps they once meant befalling. As in night befalls. As in night happens. Perhaps they, whoever they were, thought of a falling sun. That might be it, except that that ought to give us dayfall. Day fell on Rupert the Bear. And we know, if we've ever read a book, that day doesn't fall or rise. It breaks. In books, day breaks, and night falls.

In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as it can, bright and eager, absolutely and positively the last guest to leave the party, while the ground darkens, oozing night around your ankles, swallowing for ever that dropped contact lens, making you miss that low catch in the gully on the last ball of the last over.

- Hugh Laurie

Verbiage - April 2, 2010

Today's word of the day is "prodigious."

Via Agent M

Prodigious

  1. extraordinary in size, amount, extent, degree, force, etc.
  2. wonderful or marvelous
  3. abnormal; monstrous.
  4. Obsolete - ominous.

Quotent Quotables - April 1, 2010

The reason I don't worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I'll take those odds every fucking day. 

- Jon Stewart

Verbiage - April 1, 2010

Today's word of the day is "despondency."

via The Daily What

Despondency

state of being despondent; depression of spirits from loss of courage or hope; dejection.

 

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