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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

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    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

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    Takin' It Back

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    Piano Lessons

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    Tubes

     

    Entries in Star Wars (20)

    Zelda Convention - May 24, 2011

    Feels like a Tuesday...

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    Verbiage - March 30, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "devotee."

    Devotee

    1. A person who is greatly devoted to something
    2. A person who is extremely devoted to a religion; a follower
    3. An enthusiastic follower or fan

    The Madness of King George

    "I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both."

    -- Soren Kierkegaard

    (Reprinted from my previous blog)

    God damn it.

    I hate myself. I mean, I always hate myself. But now I have a specific reason to truly hate myself.

    That was my chance, wasn't it? My chance to do what I know is Right...and I just couldn't.

    I can think of a billion ways to rationalize my actions. I was polite. I was doing the capital "G" Good thing. I took the high road. I'm not a man prone to violence. But any way you slice it, I failed. I failed you all...and that moment will haunt me for the rest of my days.

    God damn it.

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    Verbiage - March 5, 2010

    Today's Word of the Day is Deliciate:

    Deliciate

    De*li"ci*ate\, v. t. To delight one's self; to indulge in feasting; to revel. [Obs.]

    Verbiage - March 3, 2010

    Today's word of the day is Laetificant:

    Laetificant

    pertaining to a medicine that makes one feel happy or stimulated

    Katie Cook Is the Chosen One

    For she has brought balance to The Force and allowed me to even enjoy (non-bitchy) references to the Prequels.  Check this art out!

    These are adorable...and AWESOME!  Please head over to Katie's site to check out more.  I really look forward to whatever her next project will be.  (Via Great White Snark)

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