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Entries in Quotent Quotables (99)

Quotent Quotables - May 25, 2011

I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.

- Alanis Morissette

 

Quotent Quotables - May 24, 2011

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the Heart's affections and the truth of the imagination.

- John Keats

Quotent Quotables - May 23, 2011

Every beginning is only a sequel, after all, and the book of events is always open halfway through.

- Wislawa Szymborska

Quotent Quotables - April 27, 2010

The better you look the more you see.

- Bret Easton Ellis

Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don't like to use the word 'art' at all. 

- Banksy

Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

Of course, I have one aim, the grotesque. If I am not grotesque I am nothing.

- Aubrey Beardsley

Quotent Quotables - April 21, 2010

Being in darkness and confusion is interesting to me. But behind it you can rise out of that and see things the way the really are. That there is some sort of truth to the whole thing, if you could just get to that point where you could see it, and live it, and feel it ... I think it is a long, long, way off. In the meantime there's suffering and darkness and confusion and absurdities, and it's people kind of going in circles. It's fantastic. It's like a strange carnival: it's a lot of fun, but it's a lot of pain. 

- David Lynch

Quotent Quotables - April 12, 2010

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely — lay your life before him. 

- Bruce Lee

Quotent Quotables - April 9, 2010

People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better.

- Ray Bradbury

Quotent Quotables - April 7, 2010

When you're young, you look at television and think, There's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. That's a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic! You can shoot the bastards! We can have a revolution! But the networks are really in business to give people what they want. It's the truth. 

- Steve Jobs

Quotent Quotables - April 6, 2010

People say that what we're all seeking is a meaning for life. I don't think that's what we're really seeking. I think what we're seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonance within our own innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive. That's what it's all finally about. 

- Joseph Campbell

Quotent Quotables - April 2, 2010

People talk about nightfall, or night falling, or dusk falling, and it's never seemed right to me. Perhaps they once meant befalling. As in night befalls. As in night happens. Perhaps they, whoever they were, thought of a falling sun. That might be it, except that that ought to give us dayfall. Day fell on Rupert the Bear. And we know, if we've ever read a book, that day doesn't fall or rise. It breaks. In books, day breaks, and night falls.

In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as it can, bright and eager, absolutely and positively the last guest to leave the party, while the ground darkens, oozing night around your ankles, swallowing for ever that dropped contact lens, making you miss that low catch in the gully on the last ball of the last over.

- Hugh Laurie

Quotent Quotables - April 1, 2010

The reason I don't worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I'll take those odds every fucking day. 

- Jon Stewart

Quotent Quotables - March 31, 2010

Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you.

- Aldous Huxley

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