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Entries in Quotent Quotables (99)

Quotent Quotables - July 6, 2011

Summer afternoon— summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.

- Henry James

Quotent Quotables - July 5, 2011

That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.

- William Wordsworth

 

(via Priscilla Gilman)

Quotent Quotables - July 1, 2011

I'm full of hard times today

- Daniel Handler

Quotent Quotables - June 30, 2011

Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.

- Chuck Klosterman

Quotent Quotables - June 29, 2011

Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?

- Steve Martin

Quotent Quotables - June 28, 2011

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

- Ian Fleming

Quotent Quotables - June 27, 2011

Important things are inevitably cliché.

- Chuck Klosterman

Quotent Quotables - June 24, 2011

For me, music and life are all about style.

- Miles Davis

Quotent Quotables - June 23, 2011

Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art; it is the part the schools cannot recognize.

- Pauline Kael

Quotent Quotables - June 22, 2011

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.

- Saul Bellow

Quotent Quotables - June 21, 2011

Self-plagiarism is style.

- Alfred Hitchcock

Quotent Quotables - June 20, 2011

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

- Dashiell Hammett

Quotent Quotables - June 17, 2011

The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever.

 - Joss Whedon


Quotent Quotables - June 16, 2011

[Veronica Mars] solves little puzzles because she, like all of us, cannot unravel the bigger ones.

- Joss Whedon